LEAVE ME ALONE (officials, smarmy relations)
Take an egg, write the name of the person who you wish to stay away from your house on the shell. Then throw it onto the roof in the early morning.
 

LEAVE ME ALONE II (its over dude!)
In the case of a lover who will not leave. Take an object that they have given you, place it in a bowl of salt & put the whole thing in the freezer for 24 hours.
 

HAIR
Cut a lock of your hair just after the new moon, then put it in a place where the moonlight will shine on it every night till full.
 

REVERSAL
Take a picture of the subject who is attacking you. Turn it face into a mirror and say
"All you have done to me, return to you, return to you, return to you."
This also works on Psy-vamps. However, if the suspect is NOT the one harming you, nothing will happen.
 

ANTIFUZZ
If you happen to get in a situation that you don't need the extra hassle, (got lost, turned the wrong way down a one way) repeat-"We're not the droogs your looking for!"until you are out of danger.  This will not work if you are doing something really bad,  like B&Es or running crack.
 

PARKING SPACE
Tell 2 dirty nun jokes in a row.
 

SHIELD
Got to a craft store and get the small mirrors, (about 1 inch dia) and a bag of wiggle eyes.Consecrate these to your particular guardian. Wash all with salt water.Glue an eye to the center of each mirror. Then place these facing outward on your windows and doors.You can also fasten them to packs and hatbands if you are really paranoid.
 

4 ANGELS A daily meditation.
"Gabriel before me
Raphael behind me
Michael to my right.
Uriel on my left side
In the circle of fire."
 

PHIBES LAW
If you must kill, kill for love.
If you must kill, kill artisticly.
 

ASSASSINATION (for public offenders)
Take a dartgun or nerf weapon. On the dart, write the crimes that they have committed. Fire at the newspaper picture of the criminal. Throw paper away in an outdoor location. Let fate take them.